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Voicemail 101

I get wrong number calls all the time, I’ve got to where I don’t answer the phone if I don’t recognize the number, unless I’m expecting an important call. This will, of course, cause the caller to be send to voicemail, the sly culprit. It may be the last thing you suspect, but it is the reason many people you may not even know will laugh at you behind your back. I know it’s provided me laughs on many occasions. Why don’t those people who put out the “for Dummies” books write one on leaving voicemails? There’s definitely a need for one.

Here’s a tip on voicemail:
Before you leave a voicemail message take two seconds to make sure you have the right number. Otherwise you may be telling the world your girlfriend calls you ‘cooter’ or letting your boss know that when you call in sick it’s really because you’re so drunk you can’t dial a phone.
Also, don’t leave anyone’s personal medical information on voicemail. Sure, it may not be your own information, but as a medical professional you are responsible for keeping it private (an “I’m sorry to hear about that” goes out to Sidney in Ft. Walton, I didn’t listen to the whole message, no worries).

Let me close this out by saying I cannot fix your pipes, car, boat, or unlock your door. I will not pick you up from Stetsun’s, I am not up for a “booty call,” I do not have directions to the hotel, I do not know where your baby’s daddy is, and no, I do not have that ::ahem:: medication you were asking about.

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